Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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