just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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