you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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