he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
