you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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