I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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