It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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