At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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