Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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