Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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