I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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