I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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