he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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