I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We need to get me chipped asap
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