do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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