i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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