Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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