I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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