belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
no, he came in my armpit
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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