I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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