quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
