Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just high enough for therapy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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