ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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