we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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