Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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