Only a mothe r could love this liver
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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