Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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