Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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