But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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