why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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