But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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