at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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