your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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