There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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