You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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