my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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