I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
