I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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