this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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