woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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