No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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