Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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