I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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