break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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