I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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