somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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