I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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