I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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