Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize