That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I am available for nakedness
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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