whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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