At least make sure they are 18
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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