I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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