I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize