this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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