you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
then he tried to convert me to islam
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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