how can u be prego again
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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