Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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