You work out of a Hotel?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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